When I grow up I want to be…

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/lloyd-makes-the-most-of-local-knowledge-at-the-tour-of-britain?ns_campaign=news&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_source=cyclingnews&ns_linkname=0&ns_fee=0

… a route programmer for a Pro-Tour team.  Who cares about radios if you have the data in your cyclo-computer; the riders can dictate their own tactics.  What happens to those who are not sponsored by a company who can provide the hardware?

How do I get this service to be my job?